That's right...Ace Carolla. I've been a fan since Loveline days...I was still in high school..giggling along as he and Dr. Drew lit their farts.
Now what is so ridiculous about that is that no way in my real life would I be okay with my boyfriend inviting a friend over to light farts. I would not be cool with the kind of 'screw women' outlook of The Man Show going on in my living room. And still...he's hot.
I usually win the "who has the weirdest celeb crush?" contest. A fierce runner up is my teacher friend who has the flaming hots for Drew Carey. It's even better if you know her.
So, having addressed my weird crushes..I thought I should let you all know (who is even reading this??) that I have a few normal crushes too. Either of the following men could convince me to move to BFE and muck out pig pens to be with them. No...really.
and Vin Diesel.
Both hot..yes..but each in their own way. Anderson has that sexy gray hair thing...and Vin...well look at him.
I did realise that they both have a bad boy thing going. Anderson is dangerous..going into dangerous situations to find the truth. Very noble..no?
And Vin...he's all bad boy..except that something about him says he's a huge dork. The man made "The Pacifier." for the love of Pete. Plus..I heard somewhere he's into Dungeons and Dragons. I mean really.
Moral of this post: I like weird men. Even if they are international sex symbols..they gotta have some kind of oddness to them.